• girlfriend: im so horny but im on my period, what do we do
  • boyfriend: SECRET TUNNEL


"don’t tell me to calm down it just makes me madder"

well what the fuck am i supposed to say “get mad”



lmao all these dumbasses doing exactly what 4chan wants you to do

that’s all they want, this huge panic about people being triggered and worry about ruined tags and shit

stop stereotyping yourselves tumblr



i would be screwed as a troll cause i have three potential candidates for moiraillegiance i honestly would be hard pressed for choosing between



Hmm let me do one of these things again


krazieleylines2:

Reblog this and tag it with 1. A ship or character, 2. The quadrant (if applicable), and 3. Sfw or nsfw (or other specifics)

And I will send you a headcanon based on your tags. I will try to do them all unless I start getting like 500+ which I doubt



going to see 22 jump street fuck yeah motherfuckersss



oh yeah i almost forgot we did our yearly evaluations at work and despite not even being there for a year i got a $0.40 raise



it’s almost like people SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FROZEN AND ITS GODDAMN CHARACTER DESIGN JESUS CHRIST IM SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT IT



i slept all day jesus